Friday, May 28, 2010

Perfumer / Meteorologist

What is the least debatable sign of future precipitation in Grasse? How can you foresee that heavy raining is about to hit the region? What is the trick of knowing that rain, sleet, hail, snow or any other form of water will fall from the sky in less than 2 hours?

You'll know it from me. I am gifted. I have this unique way to find out when rain is about this come. I do believe this is the most trustful method known as per today. Never fails. And here I am in the service of humankind, wanting to share this with everybody. I'll inform you people and share my talent! I will do it...The next time, I feel this powerful, burning inner desire to wash my car.


PS. Every car wash in France smells like Lilly of the valley.

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